American Media Driven Pop Culture Dictionary

1. Popular: A person who has 1000+ facebook friends
2. Famous: What you become if you are an a$$hole on a reality TV show
   
3. Fear: What a person feels after watching FOX
4. Middle East: A dangerous part of the world filled with deserts, camels, and terrorists, where women are not allowed to leave their homes
5. Patriot: Sarah Palin
6. Enemy: A person who does not agree with you
7. Saving money: Getting a discount and no payments for 12 months
8. Happy: Rich
9. Happier: Rich and beautiful
10. Happiest: Rich, beautiful, and famous
11. Healthy: Someone who eats fat free yogurt and Fiber 1 cereal in the morning
12. Idol: Someone who wins the sing and dance TV show
13. Intelligence: A service provided by the CIA
14. Romance: Candle light, satin, and red roses
15. Iraq: A country filled by happy people freed from all evil by USA