Why God is Not the Best Engineer of All Time

Human beings, our brain, our heart, the earth, the Sun, the Milky Way, the stars, energy fields, living organisms, ... The list of the amazingly complex systems in this world is infinite, which makes you
think that if there is a God, he surely is the finest and best designer/engineer of all time. With all due respect, I disagree! I believe if God exists, he is in fact not the best engineer of all time! Here are my reasons:

1. There is no User Manual for life! Yes, all engineers hate writing documents but they eventually do write them. No solid engineering firm ever does a “release” without release notes, data sheets, user manuals, etc. Then why is it that after so many years of evolution (which to me correspond to releases in this analogy) we have no clue why we are here, what we are supposed to do, how we are supposed to use our bodies, minds, emotions, surroundings, etc.? I often wish there were a big book of life I could refer to, to figure what I need to do! And don't even mention the holy books that are supposed to lead us in our paths. Even if you are religious and you believe in them, you would agree that they are old. Using them is like using the first ever built calculator's user manual to operate the latest rocket ship going to Mars!
2. There is no reset button on our bodies! Have you ever seen an electronic device that does not have a reset button? If God is this amazing engineer and creator of human beings, why is it that he never put a reset button on our brains? In fact we need to have both a soft and a hard reset like most electronic devices do. The soft reset would not reset our memories. It would just reset the brain when we are nervous wrecks, utterly confused and hung up, or totally burned out! The hard reset in turn would completely reformat our brains to their initial clean state before we gathered all the junk we gather as we grow up and gain “experience”.
3. If we were designed by a good engineer, we would have had better diagnostics capabilities. For thousands of years we have been busting our behinds trying to discover what each of our symptoms mean. Sometimes they are incredibly confusing. You get a headache but it is really from your tooth. You have back pain but it is caused by your stomach. You have nausea but that is because you are pregnant! What? What kind of flag setting is that? If God were a greart engineer we would have had much better built-in diagnostics in our bodies, and would not have had to work so hard to invent X-rays, MRIs, CT Scans, etc.
4. No customer support? Any good firm that delivers consumer products has a customer support team. Who can we can call when we are stuck? When we are sick? When we have lost our way and do not know what to do? OK maybe this one shows God is not a good businessman but you get the point!

There you have it. I can think of more problems such as “lack of spare parts” or “inconsistency in design” but I will stop here to keep this essay short.

I hope you did not take what I said too seriously as it was just written for amusement. Let me know if you can think of other reasons for or against this argument! ;-)